What's the best way to cook my Dalmation to make fine Chinese cuisine for the school dance?!
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The Chinese have never eaten a dalmation, they used to eat Shar Pei, but now the dogs are too valuable to eat.
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Dice it, and deep fry it. Serve with a side of poached kittens.
sauteed in a wok, use plenty of MSG!