What is a good kind of Chinese Food?!
I have a date tonight with a disabled guy, and I want to know what kind of CHinese Food is good for a double amputee. I assume I'll have to order for him, as he'll be too busy trying to get his bib on and I like my chinese food to come quickly so that I can savor it at hottest temperature. Later, I want to try a different kind of lube, but I don't want to wear a condom, so oil-based is OK. Wearing a condom would make my sex gay, but it's not if I don't wear one, so that's all good. I was thinking about using aquafresh.
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Dim sum is the amputee Asian food of choice due to the relative ease of insertion into mouth by others.
Coconut oil is the amputee oil of choice due to the relative ease of insertion into...other areas by others.
I would stay away from Aquafresh as a source of lubrication. Except after a dermabrasion treatment in a bathtub filled with shredded wheat. Then, and only then, is it acceptable.
Your mom.
HAHA sorry this made me laugh!