Where can I buy silicon chips?!

you can find them in the computer you are using

open your computer
find the big square block that says Intel or AMD on it
take it out, and fry it at 450 until its nice and hot

i wouldn't recommend eating them, but they might look pretty cool after frying them.

silicon chips???
really??
if you actually mean silicon then go down to local hardware store and buy that stuff you seal your bathtub with then buy a silicon gun. squeeze the lot down your throat then maybe we could get rid of peaple like you. its called natural selection. maybe get an award in the darwin awards!!
stupid person!!
whoever told you that you can get silicon chips must of had a right lough at you and won a bet!!
oh and silicon is what fake boobs are made of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

silicon valley nice and fresh yum yum.

chip farmer

Maybe from the magic pixie shop in La-la land, where you seem to reside.