Please help i have run out of ideas......?!
Please help i have run out of ideas......?
I purchased a jar of pickled onions this morning but am unable to get my head in the jar to eat them can anybody tell me how to make the jar opening larger please as i am really hungry now,thanx
Answers:
LOL what a great question, May I suggest you use a fork or a spoon or a garden nomes fishing rod, how about buying a kids toy mechanical digger or crane.
It's a tuff one I wish you luck!!!! and you get your bounty soon
SMASH THE GLASS
Heat the cap in a stove burner and move it round and round until it slightly heats (do not burn it!). Just heat the cap and open it with your hands (with cloth of course to protect your hands). It will loosen because of the heat and your jar of pickles will open in no time.
If you are willing to eat out of a bowl you could pour them into one and eat them headfirst out of it.
Glass is very difficult to work with, what you need to do is shrink your head, I believe if you boil it for three hours and allow it to dry it will shrink.
Just repeat this process till you can get it in.
Best of luck.
Howabout you tip the onions OUT. It might just work...
No, no, no!! You can't make the jar bigger. You have to make your head smaller!
That is a problem indeed LOL I use a small fork (For cakes) It fits in and saves me having to dip my fingers in the jar!
What are all of you on? Pickled sillies?
Maybe you could go to a head shrinker and ask for them to just do it a little.
hite the side of the jar with a buttrer knife then the jar should open
if your REALLY HUNGRY then smash the galss or run it under hot water
Take a trip to Borneo where you can get your head shrunken. Take your jar of pickles with you, then you can enjoy them as soon as it's done.
Get a hack saw n cut your head to fit inside the jar, might be an idea to let the wounds heal first as vinegar will sting like a *****
How about spearing your onions with a barbque fork . Or another way is to tip them out in to a bowl.
Pour it into a shot glass and see how many you can take...mmm, pickle shots...