Am I going to be eaten?!

Question: Am I going to be eaten?

My friend's keep telling me Tom Cruise is in the closet, am I going to be eaten? How do I get him out????

Answers:

Lure him out with some dog food. After that, bleed on him with a fresh wound and he should scuttle back to his permanent dwelling.

He went in my closet once and almost devoured my left arm.

Be a man! Buy an AK-74 and tell Tom you want to talk psychology with Oprah!!

a picture of an attractive man should lure him out. then put a stake through his heart

it has happned

yes you are gonna get eaten with a side of fava beans

Dude...your gonna die..

lol

your dead

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