What kinds of food do juggalos like to eat?!

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They should be eating poison...lots of poison

if this is what you mean by juggalo (see definition below), you should try eating:

-poop dipped in caramel and rolled in peanuts
-grass, only in the manner of goats/cows
-pig feet, and cow tongues
-it's very popular to eat glass, and chew on it excessively before you swallow
although you will get more street credibility if you swallow the glass whole
-dirty socks from the laundry machine, with needles in it

juggalo: A greasy, fat, teenager with a kool aid mustache and no friends who listens to songs about clowns in his step mother's double wide mobile home when he isn't hanging out at the mall food court.

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show off your juggalo skills on the streets and let me know how you do!

i'm a former juggalo

I think smoked are more tasty for him.