Where do you buy Ukrainian sausage?!
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Ukrainian Sausage
Are you qualified to buy Ukrainian sausage?
A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, “I'd like some Ukrainian sausage.”
The clerk looks at him and says, “Are you Ukrainian?”
The guy, clearly offended, says, “Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you?”
The clerk says, “Well, no.”
“And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?”
The clerk says, “Well, I probably wouldn't.”
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, “Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Ukrainian just because I ask for Ukrainian sausage?”
The clerk replies, “Because you're at Home Depot.”
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Kovbasa is a thick Ukrainian sausage with a garlicky taste and is available in any major city where there is a large Ukrainian community. Ask any Ukrainian in Yonkers, Astoria, New York City, Toronto, Detroit, Parma, Philadelphia, Chicago, or Passaic and they will proudly point you in the direction of their favorite Ukrainian butcher where you can buy it fresh.
At your nearest deli or grocery store.