Can someone tell me how to make breakfast?I need food!?!
Can someone tell me how to make breakfast?I need food!?
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5 days ago
To Fiona--- i know i have answered a lot which only proves i know a lot of nonsense.It,s to late, now i have starved to death
4 days ago
To brainlady didnt want to wake you .You were snoring away quite happily
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5 days ago
To Fiona--- i know i have answered a lot which only proves i know a lot of nonsense.It,s to late, now i have starved to death
4 days ago
To brainlady didnt want to wake you .You were snoring away quite happily
You shouldn't have left so quickly. hehe
First you walk up to the counter at Mcdonalds..
First get married. Then ask your wife to make some breakfast.
try waking up at noon, that way you wont need one.............
You've managed to give Yahoo 1822 answers and you don't know who to make breakfast??
The best easy breakfast is a bowl of decent cereal, cup of V8, and piece of toast and a banana!!! quick easy and fast. I usually sub the V8 with a Bloody Mary!!!
Take out the cereal
Take out the milk (beer will suffice in a pinch)
take out the spoon and bowl
take out the orange juice
mix milk and cereal in the bowl
use the spoon to bring the cereal to your mouth
chew 20 times
swallow
drink the OJ straight from the box (no time for cups)
your digestive track should do the rest automatically
Either that or go to the bad side of town, there should be a woman standing on the corner, dressed scandalously, give her a twenty and say Get in the kitchen and bake me some pie!
Another problem solved
crumpets.....with lots of butter! mmmmm crumpets in grill for 2mins lol
I was just thinking the same thing!
Open the cereal box man! Just rip it open and there's food inside. Trust me on this.
just put a tiny bit of oil in a pan & crack an egg or two & fry it & have a couple of bits of toast
or what i love is fried onion & tomato & a couple of slices of bread yum
or toast some bread & cover it with cheese & stick it under the grill till the cheese melts you can put some tomato slices on first if you want
or you can just mix 2 eggs up with a fork & fry in tiny bit of oil
or you can add milk & make it scrambled egg but i like it with out the milk best put a bit of basil with it & its nice
tin baked beans on toast is good if you are bit lazy or tired
that should keep you going for a bit :)
I never ever have a what to make for breakfast problem!
nor any trouble getting up in the AM, I get up in the afternoon, problem solved for me!
Listen very carefully...
- Unwrap loaf of bread
- Take out desired number of slices
- Place in toaster
- Turn toaster on and wait til toast pops up
- Apply butter
- Apply chosen spread - jam, marmite, honey etc.
OR
- Open cupboard
- Take out chosen cereal - Corn Flakes, Cocopops etc.
- Open box
- Pour contents into bowl
- Add milk
- Add fruit or sugar (optional)
OR
- Get out saucepan
- Fill with water
- Place on hob
- Place in saucepan desired number of eggs
- Turn on hob
- Boil for 5 mins
- Empty water into sink
- Place eggs in cups
- Serve with buttered bread