Your spouse opens the oven and......?!
Your spouse opens the oven and......?
You arrive home from work and smell something funny coming from the kitchen.
You walk in the room and you spouse/significant other says "Welcome home honey! I cooked dinner!"
They lean down and open the oven and.....?
You finish.....
Answers:
you try to hide the horror on your face as you see the dog with an apple in his mouth.
while spouse tries to explain that he thought Spot was a chicken.
Turns out the 'dinner' is burnt
to my suprise it lookd great
it put a smile on my face to be thought of so dearly. thank you honey it was great xo..
The spouse becomes high from the smell of the food.
I see freezer pizza with leftover chicken, okra and greenbeans with cajun seasoning. I'm starving after a long day at work and I eat it with relish (not the pickle kind). Then we have great sex for dessert.