what do I do if a pie keeps talking to me?!
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You are suffering from Pie'eytis,a condition first written about in the 18th century by Bill Bunter.
He tried eating them to stop them talking to him.However the more he ate the more he loved them and had to have more made resulting in Pies actually chanting in unison to him....Eat Us Eat Us Eat Us and theres only 1 Billy Bunter 1 Billlllllllly Buuuuuunter theres only one Billy Bunter.
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My best advice is find something you and the pies enjoy talking about and just relax and enjoy not only the conversation but the consumption once the conversation drys up.
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I'm now off to talk to some Beers that are shouting on me.
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Bye
The art of talking to Pies.
Hey buddy you better do exactly as the pies say. I can hear them now, can't you? They are saying 'sell your house, sell your car, sell everything you have of value. Put the cash in a big cardboard box and have FedEx deliver it to Fladabosco. I'll keep it safe for you and will keep the pies happy.
Listen to the pies!
Sincerely,
Fladabosco
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Hallooooo M8te. Or should i say Good Evening, i am the doctor (frrom ambridge). GO FORTH AND CONSUME! That is the answer your loking for. My usual computer is acting up. SO this is very inconvenient.
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Then the pie will be defeated.
Change the title on your business cards to "Pie Whisperer"
Don't be so anti social and answer them back.
Reheat and eat!
Eat it. And then maybe go see a shrink.
all seems like pie in the sky to me
Eat them all lol
Are you a troll? If not, go to the doctor..
ok first of all....your creeping me out.....second of all....go to the shrink, you got some serious problems dude