How do I break up with my bran muffin?!
How do I break up with my bran muffin?
Answers:
You have to butter him up first.
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Eat it and it will help you say goodbye to a lot more than it...Bran- the eliminator.
Give it to a squirrel. Waste not, want not.
Don't kiss it coz that will just confuse the poor thing. Let it go gently...into a nice paper giftbox that you give to your neighbor. :)
say i rite 2 his face, he will understand
Why?
Have you really tried to make this relationship work? I suggest you butter him up and eat him. Then you'll be happy...
Very carefully and tactfully as bran muffins can become dangerous when riled up.
Good luck.
Just tell it you're going to be MOVING soon!
A tried and true method, "It is not you, it's me...I could do better."
use a banana
Just tell him you've moved on, to a sweeter, younger blueberry muffin. He'll understand. Bran's the man.
hm...
tough call. I suggest ordering blueberry from now on....the bran will get the hint
RJ
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