Okay, so I went shopping with my mom this afternoon, and.....?!
Okay, so I went shopping with my mom this afternoon, and.....?
as I was gently reaching for those lovely chocolate chip cookies on the top shelf, I was bombed by those terrorist Cheez-Its! I quickly shouted, "BON ZAI!" and I karatee chopped the box of Cheez-Its into the dreaded shopping cart. I also performed very risky medical techniques involving a glass of milk and a sunset with those chocolate chip cookies. Has this ever happened to you?
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All the time!!!
get over yourself
lmao. wtf
hahah, what the hell
I love it.
Your adventure with fickle foods is very well described.
I had to laugh.
As for me, I tend to attack food first and ask questions later. That way it doesn't have much chance to do much harm. There have been a few times when a glass of some kind of liquid jumped out of my hand and poured itself over the table top onto someone else's clothes.
Never my fault though, of course. Sigh.
sounds weird..how old are you?
that was pretty fake and gay.
Perhaps that Cheez-it box banged you in the head. Seek medical advice. You're hallucinating.
only on 2 hits of acid!
Haha nice
No way
When I was a child,sure.
Oh, dude. One time I was looking for the clorox bleach pen and some iranians approached me and tried to get me to tell them the secret of american pizza delivery. I tricked them into looking in the freezer section at the self-rising pizza and then taped it shut. Then I had to hurry before the last package of oreos was removed from the shelf by a blonde planet with a purse........made it just in time. She tried to jump on me and so I had to grab some twizzlers and just whip at her until she backed off. Then I tied her up with them. When I got home I discovered that, as usual, most oreos are siamese twins. I had to very carefully separate each pair so as not to injure the delicate frosting in the middle and periodically imerse them in milk so they didn't dehydrate. They're amphibious also, you know.
Every damn time I step into a grocery store.
only on wednesdays!
hmm...
preparation H.
Cheez-its can be such haters!
lol!!
Gosh, I hate it when that happens!
*rolls her eyes*
Yes all the time! THOSE CHEEZ-ITS ARE OUT TO GET US MAN!!!!
did you snort crystal lite this morning?
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