How would you cook an annoying neighbour?!
How would you cook an annoying neighbour?
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Very slow roast, make him/her suffer for as long as possible, start at the feet and you could slice off a lump and feed it to him/her and get their opinion as to if the seasoning is right. Call in the gang for a barbie and don't forget to tell them to bring their own beer.
After giving a good scrub down with a harsh scrubbing brush, marinade in lemon or lime juice for an hour to bring out the screams better. Its making my mouth water thinking about it, always thought my neighbour looked good enough to eat. I could swallow her whole !..................
Spit roast.
with a pinch of salt and pepper
With a fine chianti and some fava beans.
...oh, and some gum.
In a open pit BBQ! Its funny to watch them squirm and then baste them....
Boiled in oil. I wouldn't eat her, but she'd be out of my hair!
Stew!
wrapped in banana leaves, put in a pit full of charcoal briquettes. cook long enough til they burn. season to taste.
Oven roasting and BBQ would be too quick, how about a slow simmer in a deep pan...lid on for about 4 hours...yum yum
I wouldnt be bothered if I don't like them I wouldnt be eating them!! YUK!
if they were a larger neighbour,
i'd spray them pink
make them put an apple in their mouth
and twist them over a fire.
if they were a thinner neighbour,
i'd chop them into chunks and have a nice kebab : ]
Bury in the ground for seven days, unbury, then cook on a flaming hot grill.
On a spit I guess.
debone her the body taste like pork give the bones to the pigs at one time had no choice if i was starving i would do it again &so would you
very very slowly
You don't, you eat their brain sushi style, like Hannibal! Hello Charisse.
slowly very slowly in very hot gravy with lots of chili powder to burn every part of them
then feed them half alive still to my dog
not that i have ever spent time thinking about such things honest
Oh what a great idea!
Firstly he or she needs basting - I would recommend
1 pint of Wood preservative - cos they must be thick!
A good sprinkling of slug pellets - to kill off the slimey toad!
2 heaped spoons of paraquat - great for ousting rotten rats!
Leave to soak overnight - somewhere nasty and cold - the wood shed would be great as the spiders dropping into the mix can only enhance the flavour! - and a mouse or to would be yummy!
When well marinaded cover the offending neighbour with a seasoning of bird and mice droppings! - liberally oil with cow manure - and while warm and steamy - impale the dear on your barbded wire fence
Get your favourite blow torch and crisp the sucker! for 2 hours! - Long and slow cooking is most important to bring out the delicate and enticing flavour of MEAN AND NASTY NEIGHBOUR!
Veryyyyyy veryyyyyy slowly and with plenty of seasoning to take away the taste of her foul mouth !! Bless her NOT !
Hmm power boil, fry then roast until charred served with brussels, lumpy mash and soured cream
(well if they werent of any joy to the world alive why should they be cooked)
wrap them in tin foil and stake them out in the garden to cook slowly in the sun.
Throw them in a big pot of boiling water in add crab boil to it.
The annoying neighbour is best gutted and left to hang for a few days, then once nice and gamey, taken down and marinated in a good imported beer for at least 24 hours.
Cut the neighbour into serving sized portions, and place in a large caserole dish and put to one side. Now prepare your stock.. If you have already eaten an annoying neighbour recently, you should still have some bones, this is great for stock. Otherwise just use cubes. Now dice some challottes, garlic & chop some fresh Basil & Parsley (it has to be fresh). Fry the Challottes until golden, then add the garlic being careful not to burn. Stir in your stock, add the seasoning and quickly bring to the boil. Add this to the caserole dish, cover and bake for 45 minutes. Serve with seasonal vegetables, preferably salvaged from your dead neighbours garden. This should serve 6 - 8 people..
Boil them in the cannibal's set-pot with lots of onions and herbs.
meat pattie tomatoes pickle chesese bun
With kindness!
how would one cook for an annoying neighbour?
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how would you cook an annoying neighbour?
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first u shot him/her cut him/her in the bite sized peices then u have a big party and put the human meat out (hope u seasoned well) they eat when the cops find out say he heard a big boom then u heard a car raceing out of the drive way xD
You only need four ingredients...
- Chainsaw/Ax... take your pick!
- Barbecue Sauce
- Salt
- Grill
Invite the other neighbors over! It will be fun
If enough people dislike them, all you have to is string them up at a suitable height, then hand everyone a candle to hold underneath. While chatting and laughing about how much better the world will be after the party.
You might be surprised at how quickly the nasty neighbour starts being nice - maybe before you even get the matches out!
Of course, if it's their pet that's a problem and they refuse to do anything about it, how about sending the neighbour a nice casserole to console them when it goes missing? Bwahaha.
Enjoy!