What is the half-life of a haggis ?!
What is the half-life of a haggis ?
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Yes as the others said, it's around 12 minutes. Having said that, they are breeding them here in the Highlands to be extremely robust to our climate, and these ones can be expected to have a full-scale life span, sometimes lasting for 14 years.
FISH& CHIPS
12 minutes.
Depends if it's been cooked & if it's radioactive..?
About 12 minutes. You can't keep a good haggis down - literally.
I believe it's 500 years? Something like that.
Maggie Thatcher tried bringing them in as a new energy source for Britain, but the Scottish wouldn't share, which is why we now use uranium and stuff instead. Not as effective, sure, but at least we don't have to put up with the calls of, "OCH AYE" and the cabers falling on our heads anymore.
If you're not contispated, it's about 2 days.
The whole life of the eater.
Few people realise how radioactive haggis can be..'..Fair fa' yer 'onest sonzie face, great chieftain o' the pudden race!'..this shows how that iconic Caledonian offal sausage delicacy can cause severe BURNS!
Och Aye Sosgez!
Haggis & neeps, good stuff for us poor old sods who were brought up on offal.
I'm trying to give it up, successfully except for Jan 25th ( God bless 'im) when the half life of my haggis is about five minutes!