Why do fortune cookies suck now?!
Why do fortune cookies suck now?
Anyone been reading some lame fortunes on there cookies? I really think they are lacking some choice words after we eat some chow mein and kung pao chicken. I got one last night that said no joke "You like chinese food". Well no crap because I'm not going to a mexican restaurant and out with my taco comes out a fortune cookie. What's next "Congratulations you can read?"
Additional Details1 day ago
Yeah the in Bed thing is pretty funny, it's the only thing that I look forward to after the cookie. Come on though, anything in bed is awesome.
1 day ago
My fortune cookie didn't say Lorena would be so hot
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Yea the last time i went to a chines restaurant all 3 of us got the same fortune.(you will be successful) I had to quit believing them after that! LOL!