What is the name of the mountain that the Chinese send monkey's to the top of...?!
What is the name of the mountain that the Chinese send monkey's to the top of...?
to harvest the tea? What kind of tea is grown there?
Answers: Where did you hear such nonsense. The donkeys are used to carry the tea leafs down the mountian.
Chinese tea is grown in many provinces of China such as
Zhejiang
Jiangsu
Hubei
Henan
Jiangxi
Anhui
Guandong
Fujian
and and and i am one of the monkeys sent to the top of monkey mountian to harvest tea in China. I can only ask you to guess at the cruelty i sufferd at the hands of my cruel masters, as it impossible to describe the grinding labour seven days a week, the torture (britney spears recxordings), blackened soft bananas, wearing nappies, having our canine teeth knocked out with chopsticks, etc, etc. Oh I cant go on - I only ask you to boycott monkey tea in all its nefarious forms! Please! And lobby your congressman to protest to the UN in our stead, honorable sir!! Hoo Hoo Har Har Har! (eep eep) (softly)