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Answers: what does it mean when people say to get the chinese newspaper?

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It's a chicken crossing the road joke:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don't know... why?
To get the Chinese newspaper!
*Blank stare*
Do you get it?
No.
Me neither, I get the New York Times. HAHAHA!

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idk

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It meanz you ah stubee.

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It's just random. No one could guess the answer. I'm surprised that answer is still around- it's at least 18 years old.

The two best answers I've heard are:
1. To get to the other side.
2. For some fowl reason.
Thank you Eric Flint...

Chickens have enough trouble with english, I'm surprised they could read kanji.

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