Have you ever considered slathering yourself in hot steamy butter......!
Answers: Have you ever considered slathering yourself in hot steamy butter and replacing your furniture with large loaves of bread?
and maybe sit on in the sun so i can finally get a tan for once in my life!
yeah sometimes
I like to pretend I'm a carrot. Carrots are cool.
ya i do. and believe me such day dreams help me get by stress and stress related feelings.
Possibly... but if my furniture was replaced with loaves of bread, I would also need a toaster oven since I would put myself between the bread slices, and would want to be a delicate golden brown...
no. the thought of having bugs then kind of replaces these thoughts.
I like the way you think!
P.S. so does my husband
BUTTER !!!!!!!
don't you mean " low fat spread "
and i hope those loaves are whole grain !!!!
i think i will cover myself in whipped cream and make my furniture out of jello
( again )
all the best
Ian :)
Uh, how about garlic butter? And, the bread should be Italian, lightly toasted. Then there's the problem of selecting just the right wine, with a very long straw, of course, and where I live, it's illegal to do this on Sunday's and the first week in October.
Cheers