If you could be an animal, knowing that you'd end up as a lunchmeat, would you be a chicken, turkey, or pig?!
Answers: Pig, because people would get the most use out of me and I'd taste the best.
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You'd always have a small chance of getting the Thanksgiving Presidential pardon if you're a turkey, so I'll go with that.
TURKEY!
Great question by the way :]
Chicken, it's the least likely to be used, so i figure I'd live longer as a chicken.
I'd hope to be a free range turkey, if I'm going to be eaten I'd like to be eaten with miracle whip.
Like everyone else I'd too be a turkey. Turkey isn't eaten as commonly as the others lol. gobble gobble baby /giggle
Chickens live in small tiny cages most of the time with rows of other chickens above them dropping you know what on them and only metal cage to stand on 24/7. Thats no way to live. Turkeys are a little more free so Id rather be one of those. As long as its not in China.
tough question..
because while pigs do live the longest before they die.. would you want to live a longer life being kept in a tiny pen for a longer time or a shorter time ???
I guess a pig would have a better chance of survival.. being
if I were a chicken or turkey and happened to be born male I would be killed at age day 1... at least male pigs are kept alive.. but then again maybe it would be better to be killed and ground up at age day 1 rather than to be kept alive suffering longer??
so I dunno...
i would probably be a turkey ( in which i would try to eat lots of hazardous things) & poyssibly get a few diseases....then i would get served as lunch meat. ENJOY my diseases human cows!