Who invented the cheese danish?!
Answers: and what the hell- was he/she thinking?
Doesn't matter who did, its just a miricle the person invented the lovely pastry. He/she much have been eating danish and then put it down to make a cheeze sanwich...then the person put the slic of cheez on the pastry and forgot about it and the cheeze melted. They picked up the thing and bit into it, and there we hav the cheese danish.
the Romans
Americans
Danish people? Not sure, but it was most likely a 'he' that invented it, because women weren't allowed to do anything back then.