You know you drink too much when_____________________...!
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You think it might be a good idea to call that fool who left you broken hearted and crying in your beer 20 years ago.
When you die.
You insist on showing everyone how to successfully perform Carrier Landings on the top of the bar!
You go to sit on the toilet to pee, and end up plopping your butt on the floor, totally missing the toilet. Then it's time for bed.
you take all your clothers off and sleep under a parked car
....you're drunk!"