Are these yours?!
Answers: As the senior car park attendant for the local branch of a large supermarket chain may I advise you that in my (Small) underground office I have a collection of items inadvertently left in trolleys and if you can prove that they are yours, you are very welcome to retrieve said foodstuffs.Three Wild Alaskan smoked salmon packages (Caught in the wild, untamed waters of the Pacific ocean fish farm). Seven tins of three bean Farmers Market organic soup(Longer tin). One Free trade 90% chocolate edibles formed into a bar (Damaged).
What the hell are you still doing a work? I would have thought that a person going to, say, ASDA at Poole (24hr) would be able to park at 2.43 am and not get harassed by a jobs worth parking attendant. Paying ￡1 during the day is bad enough but paying at this time of night.
No not mine I didn't even go out today.
Sorry I shredded the receipt already, but um, yeah, all that smoked salmon is mine. Oops, guess I forgot them in the cart!
no it is not
THANKS BUT I THINK YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER HAS AN SECTION FOR THIS AD........ OR CRAIGSLIST.COM!!
Kind of you to try to find the rightful owner...but TRULY looking for a needle in a haystack ;-)