I'm off to Tesco - do you want anything?!
Answers: A nice fresh roast chicken and some beer please.
what's Tesco?
Yes please, i have run out of pleasure, fun , romance.... oh... and a small pack of light sunshine?
That avatar looks pretty nice, can I have one of those
Are they stillopen this time of night. My local is long past closing
Can you pick me up a galaxy choc bar pls thanks.x
yeah, a pardre homous
I went to Tesco once in my life while I was in Prague. Great place :D
I would like some Pilsner Urquel beer
fish and chips, yeah?
haha :P
bacon, eggs, pancake mix...let's have breakfast together.
more booze n some bread plz! ta. lol. x
What the hell do you need at this time of hour?
Hmm while your out buy us some Haribos,, oh and a cheesecake, and some crisps
Thanks!
bring me back a wonky trolly to throw in the lake & pull your under draws up,, i can see your crack.
get me some yogurt.
A case of Stella and twenty Regal KIng size please.
I am just about to order a pizza for myself, want one?
yes!....can you ask Mr..T.E.S.Cohen... whats happened to the tubs of vanilla vanilla ice cream?...his shop used to sell?...
ooo dime bar please, tar........
depends
Hmm. Ben & Jerrys cookie dough.
Thanks..
toffee!!!
Merry Christmas!!
A bar of chocolate and a bag of weed would be nice
Can i have your club points please???
No thanks, I prefer to shop at proper shops.
Local butchers and bakers etc.
'cos I don't like being ripped off !!!
Tesco should be sent to anther planet!!!