If i eat loads of mince pies will santa come? if so why? and if not why?!

Question: if you eat loads of mince pies, dont dress in red you may be mistaken for santa after you put on all that weight.......

merry xmas

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Answers: if you eat loads of mince pies, dont dress in red you may be mistaken for santa after you put on all that weight.......

merry xmas

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Sorry to ruin your expectations but santa ( Saint Nicholas ) died a long time ago, so no he won't be coming.

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