Do you want to touch my big red tomato??!

Question: It all depends! Is it a Big Boy, Beefsteak, Roma, or Cherry?

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Answers: It all depends! Is it a Big Boy, Beefsteak, Roma, or Cherry?

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what?

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huh?!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wow. You are so cool....

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Why? Is it over-ripe?

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yes

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no

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boooooo

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Only if your tomato is a FRUIT!! Get it??

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your mother wants to marry you.

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