What is the most dangerous fruit?!

my friend says.." uhmm i would choose the porcupine graoefruit"

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Ten tons of Strawberries should provide an ample barrier of protection.

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strawberry. Some people are really allergic to them, so i'd rub them in their faces & watch them swell up.
if they weren't allergic, i'd propbably go for pineapple.

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Coconuts.

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roflmao......... ok whew sorry but.yea well. Hmm I would look for a Watermelon I guess. Not only would it give a good knot on the head but you could grab a piece for yourself and nibble as you skampered away. ok sorry i so cant take this question seriously Im laughing to hard

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watermelon. stick it in a canon and away we go!

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What an unusual question! I would choose a banana - hopefully it would throw my opponant or make him laugh, then I would make sure he slipped on the skin!!

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Pineapples are the most feared...dont f**k with the pineapples.

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coconut would kill some one if you hit them in the head. but im pretty sure that is a base ball pitch hit you in the head with an apple or orange it wouldnt feel very good at all.

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I'd go with the coconut.... the're really hard.

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prickly pears

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Dale winton yeh he's ard im.(sorry i couldn't resist).

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Peel lemons and aim for the eyes!

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I will choose durian. First of all it is heavy, second of all it has sharp thorns, third the smell is aweful, and lastly it's the king of the fruits! One smack with durian you will be bleading all over!

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Berries and Cream
Berries and Cream
I'm just a lad that loves berries and creeeeaaaaammmm..
=)

Seriously... even though your question isn't serious...
I would use coconuts. Hard, light, and can be used for protection or .a weapon..

I like my first response better!

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A Kiwi fruit
My pet Elephant "Sid" has been hypnotised to think he will die if he doesn't collect all kiwi fruit

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Pineapple or coconuts

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I'd take a pair of rubber gloves to protect myself and a truckload of pineapple. I'd grab the prickly leaf end and throw like an ax. Anyway it hit someone would really hurt. After I'd won the battle, I'd take the rest of my ammunition home and make grilled pineapple on the barbie.

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frozen oranges

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Combat situation - perhaps a siege: I would send them a gift - a couple of tins each (easy pull off lids) of prunes. The enemy is probably hungry. Wouldn't take too long to make them run and disable them without firing a shot!

I'm really not trying to be funny but just think to win and no one is injured either side and no one dies!

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the most dangerous friut is a coconut . it shell is hard enough to fracture a person's skull. it 's milk when pasturized can cure headaches and full of potassium .

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A durian, trust me on this.

Known as the King of Fruits in South East Asia, the durian can each weigh up to 3kgs, and is covered with really sharp thorns. You can use the fruit like a flail (which is a medieval weapon made of one (or more) spiked weights attached to a handle with a hinge or chain).

Not only is the outside of the durian dangerous, but once the fruit is opened (or cracked, from having been smashed on an opponent), it "emits the distinctive odour, which is regarded as either fragrant or overpowering and offensive."

Definitely my choice of weapon. Plus it would be a great source of energy - when I'm hungry I could just open and eat it (it is my favorite fruit by the way). So it's like a 2 in 1 deal for me - weapon & food. Cheers!

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Damson.

Nobody would expect it!

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I agree with Lily 05, the smell from the durian would make them all vomit! But how you can eat it, its horrid!

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Wumpa wumpa fruits...eat 100 and you get an extra life.

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