Why has the long dead Roman Emperor Nero opened a chain of coffee bars?!
Answers: I would have thought being dead for 2000 years would be something of a handicap when competing against Starbucks.
He wants to help the lunchtime wine drinkers and thinks that coffee would be better forum.
this I like - great sense of humour and he makes a damn good cup of coffee
It'll be a tax fiddle. Fiddle! Haw haw...
Your right of course old boy, whatever next Hannibal hotdogs, Chris Columbus electrical goods, Jesus H Christ pasties? Where will it all end. Tip top.