I just drank a red bull! How do I get rid of the wings! They won't go away and are unsightly!?!


Question: Not to mention against our work's dress code


Answers: Not to mention against our work's dress code

Hmm, I don't know, I don't think I would be getting rid of them so quickly. This could be the big break you have been waiting for. There are unlimited funz you could commit if you had wings and no one else did. And, I think they are kinda cute too, they might be a bonus with your gf. And finally, they are pretty small so I am sure you could get a fake back to cover up your real back, sort of like people do with wigs, for work.

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  • Rip them off or cut them off with a saw

    Take some ephedrine and aspirin. You will outrun your wings.

    You could puke it back up

    Clip them, same thing the Victoria Secret Models do in between shows.

    jump around and say... "there's no such thing as fairies, there's no such thing as fairies, there's no such thing as fairies"

    No pun intended.

    cut them off then eat them for lunch at work its like a little bonus that way.

    They will go away when you take a pee.

    Take some LSD

    Buy your maxi-pads without wings.

    Get somebody to clip your wings. Trade the feathers for some red bull. Big business.

    fart

    Cover them up ,you might need them one day !

    How can wings be unsightly???? I thought they were an accessory that went well with everything...Just keep your back to the wall until you finish work, then fly home!





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