Are swizzle sticks edible, coz I seem to have one stuck in my throat...?!
Answers: I wuz just makin' up some highballs,to celebrate Granny comin' over for a visit tonight...now I can't sneeze, and my eyes are waterin'...help?!
You'll be fine because when she arrives, just add some crushed ice and all the highball ingredients to the back of yore throat, and git Granny to git hold of yore balls% and >crush< them in her strong grip. This should cause some gargle-lingooo and fizzing in the back of the throat, making a mouthwatering cocktail drink, which Granny could then sip whilst tilting you, this is bound to loosen the whizzer stick, and Granny can then remove with her tongue if yore licks in, ere! if yore licky! ahem! LUCKY!!
Hahaha, just let all roll off on your bar bib.
LOL no there not edible what were you thinking????
oh my....are you sure its a swizzle stick?
oh farmer, what on earth?
no swizzle sticks are not edible. but don't fret. jus' have granny get the tweezers out, or even better, some toenail clippers. ask her to grab hold of that stick an' yank that sucker right on out.
take some tylenol for the pain but until it "takes hold" take back a couple of them highballs. you should be jus' fine.