What would a Teletubbie taste like?!
Answers: Cooked of course. You would want to kill all of the bacteria before consuming them.
teletubbies are best eaten raw, their bacterial counts are very very low due to their natural diet of sunshine and childrens' dreams. teletubbies have no alimentary tracts so careful gutting and skinning is necessary as the waste builds up in their plump tummies. you do not want to peirc the gut and get telestinky all over you!
hmmm it depends, which teletubbie??
the red one named poe tastes like cucumbers with a little salt on it. very tasty...highly recommend the yellow though
Probably like a nice block of sweet cheese.
Why Teletubbie pudding of course because that is the only thing that they eat!
Raw meat.
very fatty pork
chicken...DUH!
I'll pass on it...thanks anyway..