HELP! I just swallowed a staple!?!
Answers: Ooops! Am I gonna die? Can I digest it?
You should contact a medical professional right away.
In the mean time, you might want to eat a couple slices of bread to try to protect your stomach and intestines. You should probably check your stool to make sure it passes through your digestive tract, and that it doesn't get stuck inside of you.
Quick! Eat the staple gun to gun it out!
swallow a memo and a cover sheet and office supply magic will make them come together...
no really, you should talk to a doctor, especially if you have any discomfort at all
Swallow a staple remover and hope they cancel each other out
Yes, you will probably become very ill and perhaps even die.
Serves you right for being stupid enough to let a staple into your alimentary canal.
No, your body will not digest it. Just give it time, I promise it will pass.
No, it won't hurt you or kill you.