Im starving?!
Answers: there is like no food in the house, and i can't leave.. so what should i eat/?
deliveryyyy! or inventa dish or something!
Order a pizza and have it delivered to your house! ;-)
If you have a credit card you can order delivery. If you don't, I suggest you phone a friend to bring you something or go to the friend's house.
Bread. You have that, don't you?
Whatever is in the cabinet under the sink
if you have a cookbook, just take out a picture and pretend its that meal. You could have a wonderful almond salmon with snow peas, and then apple cobbler for desert.
get some rice put them in hot water and do it for the beans too, for about an hour then get a pot put both of them in it. While its on the fire get some tomato sauce and apply it to it. then remove it from the pot and have a good meal.
do you have a cat or dog? they might share a bite or two with you.