If an egg could speak on behalf of every egg ever laid...?!
Answers: What would the egg say?
Don't beat me?
I got scrambled coming out.
Its not where you come from....its where you end up!!!
Don't eat me!
stop eating me - I could have been a perfectly chicken for you to eat.
I hate my life, I came out of an A*s, then get shoved in a hot pan!
you crack me up!
Don't beat me
if you wanna get laid crawl up a chickens *** and wait...
don't eat me or i will get my freinds to attack you!
dont eat me!.........you took me away from my mama!!!!!
nothing even if that egg spoke,none of the others can think so...
i want to be a chicken
I FING HATE MY LIFE AND HUMANS
WHY WAS I BORN AND GET EATEN AFTER.SO THATS MY PURPOSE TO FEED FAT HUMANS
The words might be a bit scrambled. Eat me.
Was I first, or was it that chicken?
It would "crack up"
Whats the Crack then ?
the yokes on you.
I love being an egg I'm always getting laid.
cluck cluck (a chicken noise)