If I wanted the know what a cat tastes like?!
Answers: Then how would I go about eating one?
Step 1: Catch a cat
Step 2: Skin the cat (there are a million ways to skin a cat)
Step 3: Cook the cat (highly recommended that you cook....rather risky eating raw cat meat)
Step 4: Taste
i'm sure it tastes like chicken. besides, chicken is cheaper, eat that.
Go to any chinese take out place
Do you have a cat? If you do, then just lick it.