How much jam would you need to cover a 9 stone woman?!
Need to know how much jam to buy to cover a woman
head-to toe.?
ALSO how fast can women generally run whilst being chased by wasps?
Answers: Long story--A wager set at my raffles club.
Need to know how much jam to buy to cover a woman
head-to toe.?
ALSO how fast can women generally run whilst being chased by wasps?
I would say to practice the jam thing with a small sheep that's about the same weight. That'll give you a fairly accurate idea. Why jam? Pudding would be so much more fun!
How fast... chased by wasps? I dunno... depends on how fat and lazy she is (or isn't).
You and your stones!
2 gallons at least.
To the first question: As much jam as she would allow.
To the Second: As fast/faster than the wasps themselves, if the case is that the lady is able to get away.
Hope these are answers that your mates would find hard to tell wrong.
:D
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