Why is dating like bacon?!
Answers: Why is dating like bacon?
Because sometimes...
It sizzles, and is lean, and greasy, and tastes oh so good...
And...sometimes it's the same way, only not so lean...
And...sometimes...it's "pre-cooked," except it would scream if you tried to put it in the Microwave, and please don't try to do that...that's not good foreplay...
And sometimes...it's good as a "Breakfast Food," and sometimes as a "late night suppa..."
How is "dating" like Bacon?!?
Ah! Let me count the ways...(Bacon & Hunger...a very good name for a rock band...Touche!)
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it taste good
It sizzles?
Its tasty?
It burns?
hahah.
I dont know...
WHY!?
becuase if its hot enough it sizzles.
because although she is a pig she taste good lol if you know what i mean...
cuz its good but you die if you eat too much/ too often.......kinda......and its crunchy
yes
Its full of nitrates and tastes better well done
Because it gives you gas.
cos if you put the heat on for too long you'll burn to a crisp.
cuz if u do it naked and you're not careful, you're gonna get burned!!!
You never know what it will taste like.
Good bacon (I like maple) is both SWEET and SALTY...HOT and SMOKIN' !!! Everything around it just seems better! It heightens the senses makes you want MORE !!!
Nuff said.
It can start out soft and kind of slippery. Then things get cooking and seem good. If it's a burnt mess in the end you rationalize by realizing you were dealing with a pig all along.