If forced, which would you rather eat?!
An imperial gallon of Lacoste Essential cologne (through two straws, thrust down your throat via your eye sockets by a hysterical lesbian)
A pocket German - Latin bilingual dictionary
A raspberry off Barack Obama's perineum
Barack Obama's wisdom teeth
A bucket of Lady Fanshaw's frighfully oversalted Bouillabaisse Proven?ale (through your anus)
A lightbulb (fed to you carefully by a chicken farmer with body dysmorphic disorder wearing a blindfold)
An antique cystoscope
Pastor Fred Phelp's tallywacker
A blown head gasket stolen from Hitler's D-type limousine by a Badgy Fiddler
An iPod classic (as it plays pornography orientated towards persons of limited height)
An antique oboe baguette (from the late 17th century onwards).
Answers: A stapler or hole punch (inserted surgically into your duodenum without anaesthetic by an elderly communist)
An imperial gallon of Lacoste Essential cologne (through two straws, thrust down your throat via your eye sockets by a hysterical lesbian)
A pocket German - Latin bilingual dictionary
A raspberry off Barack Obama's perineum
Barack Obama's wisdom teeth
A bucket of Lady Fanshaw's frighfully oversalted Bouillabaisse Proven?ale (through your anus)
A lightbulb (fed to you carefully by a chicken farmer with body dysmorphic disorder wearing a blindfold)
An antique cystoscope
Pastor Fred Phelp's tallywacker
A blown head gasket stolen from Hitler's D-type limousine by a Badgy Fiddler
An iPod classic (as it plays pornography orientated towards persons of limited height)
An antique oboe baguette (from the late 17th century onwards).
The Lacoste would be a sight for sore eyes.
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I'd rather not eat any of these things. Why do you ask?
You are so bored aren't you?
Couldn't I have an armadillo and cucumber sandwich with seasoning instead ...
the lesbian one yeah, or the ipod one, need a new one..
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I would put a stapler in there.
none a rather starve my self and lose some pounds.
I'd go for the teeth. with the amount of tablets I take daily I could swallow them all in one go ta da
You seem to have rather too much time on your hands.
Ooooh i can't answer they all sound delicious, mmmm decisions, decisions.
Just how long did it take you to come up with them? You have far too much time.
Also: LOL :D
It's really hard to choose, they all sound so appetizing. But if I must choose...
German Dictionary.
Really hard to choose one.
you have quite a vivid imagination and way to much time on your hands. GET OUT AND GET A G/F! well if anyone will have you, you sound crazyer then me. lol
Thanks for the invitation to your buffet, but I'm sort of busy when it's happening... if you don't need that dictionary though, let me know, I can probably use it at some point, float it on ebay and I'll put in a bid.
None of these and this is a waste of points if you ask me. lol.
1st choice - The Obama Raspberry one. It's small and edible, it'd be over in a second!
2nd choice - German/Latin pocket dictionary. It's small.
3rd choice - iPod classic
The rest freak me out even more than these do.
Grow up will you!!!
Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't think I'll EVER be sitting down for a meal at your dinner table....lol....
I fear for your sanity!
Brains
wisdom teeth