Did you drink a glass of turpentine for breakfast this morning?!
Answers: Oddly enough, I did! How did you know?
no but took ibuprofen.
ya but i wish i didnt
no, did you?
I drank piss and vinegar.
Darn I KNEW I forgot something - no wonder my Wonder isn't blue.
no, i drunk lactaid!! what is turpentine??
naw, i just had a shot of it, spiked with a little 15w30 oil