Free,fresh scrambled eggs off a farm where fixed phone line, with potato cakes made with home grown potatoes?!

Question: 10 pence worth of flour and salt and pepper and im stuffed on great tasting food. does it get any better

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Answers: 10 pence worth of flour and salt and pepper and im stuffed on great tasting food. does it get any better

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you were wearing a phone-line thong?

whilst on the farm did you pet any turkeyham?

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Sounds good

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You what?

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hot a mighty, were there some fresh chitterlings on tha side?

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Sounds like you did a good job mate..Have a star for afters.

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It must be the fixed phone line that did the trick! It doesn't get any better than that especially if the eggs and phone are free.

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Hmmm...never had fixed phone line before....does it taste like chicken?

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