I must feed on flesh! what is the best kind?!
maybeee... CAT
Answers: no deer no cow no chicken
maybeee... CAT
CATS CATS CATS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH....A!!!! or mice... your choice. i rather go for zombie meat... raw and delicious! XD
Don't eat cats or I'll hunt you down.
I tried dog in viet nam, it was kinda good with a hot barbecue sauce. kinda hard to get stateside though I guess.
ok you need help:(
Vultures. That way your getting a little bit of everything.......even cats. Lol!
That leaves you with pork, lamb or goat and the latter two taste like crap so you're pretty well stuck with pork, the miracle animal according to Homer Simpson.
Are you wearing a Chef's hat! What a sick thing to say!
Not cat...it tastes too much like chicken.
How about rat? RATBURGERS!!!!!!
Go to the east and maybe you can bring home a pet dog.
Im just kidding people!!!!
try goat, but i think start with cat a big one like lion first, what do you think, if it was me i will go fish.
You're a funny guy!!!!!!!! It's super hilarious to joke about eating household pets!!!!!! I can't believe how funny you are. Did you think of that all by yourself? You shold probably be a comedian. That would be a hilarious joke in a stand up act. I can't get over how original that is! Who would think to joke about eating pets? You are so creative. I can't wait to watch you on the next season of Last Comic Standing. I don't think anyone else has ever thought to make a joke out of abusing cats. I just can't get over your comedic genius. I bet your parents are so proud of you. I know my parents are proud that I think animal cruelty is funny.
Enjoy Rat O Van it's rat that has been run over by a van. :-)
Goat is good in a slow cooking curry.With Potatoes coconut milk and spices. Cooked on low heat. Kinda like a casserole. Pork ribs are great with Plum sauce. Also lamb mince can be cooked up and used to make a more exotic pizza with sun dried tomatoes and fetta cheese.
Lamb chops are good with a smoky BBQ sauce.