What if hot sauce wasn't hot sauce, and something far more sinister?!

Question: You, sir, are not even close to beginning to understand the ways of the hot sauce. You are not ready for the ways of the hot sauce.

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Answers: You, sir, are not even close to beginning to understand the ways of the hot sauce. You are not ready for the ways of the hot sauce.

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But it *is* something far more sinister.

Just rub it in your crack, and you will see.

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You know too much...
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I have a bottle of hot sauce smoldering in the fridge. I think it's plotting with the salad dressing to take over! Help me Kenny, what do I do?

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