What should i do?ate too much wholemeal toast?!
Answers: I ate some wholemeal toast earlier and i just had a bit of the runs. I'm going out for dinner soon and i've picked out some lovely beige tight trousers,problem is i should wear a thong with them otherwise you will see my knickers right through the back,yet with my upset tummy is this a good idea?what would you do?
Wear something else and let nature take its course.
Now that is a problem! hmmm, not sure,bum plug maybe?
If your digestive system is *that* delicate that wholemeal toast gives you the runs, then you should stay indoors forever.
stuff a sponge up your *** and stop eating so much toast.
Knock back a pint of prune juice and cough a lot!
Take some Imodium or other anti-diarrhoea tablets. Take them as often as it says you can do on the box and you should have a trots-free dinner:-)
omg the FUNNIEST question i have read by far!!
I'm sorry if this is reality for you, but it's quite funny. Maybe you should get down the chemist for something that will settle you delicate little tummy...too much wholemeal toast??? Waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!