How do you break watermelons?!


Question: I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING! I THREW MY WATERMELON OFF A CLIFF! I POUNCED ON IT! I TAPED A PEICE OF DYNAMITETO IT!! IT WONT BREAK! PLEASE HELP ME!


Answers: I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING! I THREW MY WATERMELON OFF A CLIFF! I POUNCED ON IT! I TAPED A PEICE OF DYNAMITETO IT!! IT WONT BREAK! PLEASE HELP ME!

Use the power of ure mind! Stare at it until it implodes and showers u with juicy seedy watermelon rain !

Lol

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DO A BARREL ROLL

Cover in grease and smash on dock after swimming with it.
That works for me.

whack it over your sisters head

and WHAA LAAA

hammer?

give it a massage then it will loosen up

use your head

Are you sure it was a watermelon and not a bowling ball?

You have got to be playing around. It does not take much to break a watermelon.

you have to shot it with a sniper rifle... duh!

I use a crane with a wrecking ball attachment.

take a sledge hammer to it

Just use a sharp knife like a butcher knife

with a 9!

It can't be a real watermelon dude, b/c watermelon's break. maybe yours is made out of stone.

Just slice it laterally with a sharp knofe.

karate chop it

Well, I don't know what a dynamiteto is... but I suggest trying dynemite!!!

you can't, its a fake watermelon moron

Call Gallagher.

Between my breasts...

lol try a sledge hammer? :D

chanesaw

make love to it

throw it off the roof onto a hard surface

Very funny! All of the things you tried should have done the job!

i would throw it on the cement
or kick it at the corner of a house?
i normaly cut my watermelons

put a knife throw it.

SHOOT YOURSELF!

works like a charm for me

go to a contruction site and have the wreaking ball hit it.

karate chop from a ninja.





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