I put a gun to your head and demand you make me something...?!
From your kitchen which has as many ingredients in it as possible!. I tell you that if what you make me has enough ingredients you will live if it doesn't I will shoot you!. What do you attempt to make me!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
GOOLASH!. IT'S EVERYTHING FROM THE FRIDGE!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
No demands!.
No guns!.
Simply ask calmly and I will fix you some BBQ Wings or Ribs (or both)!.!.!.and Banana pudding or Kool-Aid pie (or both)!.!.!.!.with biscuits & honey!.
Then you can take a nap!.!.!.!.!.and I'll get your gun and shoot your bad a@@!.!.!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
No guns!.
Simply ask calmly and I will fix you some BBQ Wings or Ribs (or both)!.!.!.and Banana pudding or Kool-Aid pie (or both)!.!.!.!.with biscuits & honey!.
Then you can take a nap!.!.!.!.!.and I'll get your gun and shoot your bad a@@!.!.!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I would use the rolling pin on your dumb head!! No one demands I cook!! No one demands I cook anything specific!. And no one complains about what I do cook when I bother to cook!
Ranch Cooks are a law unto themselves and don't respond well to demands even when those are backed by bodily harm threats!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Ranch Cooks are a law unto themselves and don't respond well to demands even when those are backed by bodily harm threats!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I'd elbow you hard in the ribs, and I'll assume you are a male - I'd kick you in the b@lls with my knee until you cry for your momma!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I'd make you a cajun baked chicken dish over peppers on top of a bed of flavored rice, with a little rat poison mixed into the peppers and rice for effect!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It will have to be BANGers and Smash and grab,but you will excuse me if I sprinkle a little arsenic on it,won,t you!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Something chocolately made with plenty of exlax, when you shoot to the bathroom I escape and call the police!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
i will make you something posionous out of mr!.clean, dishwashing soap, and plenty'o'salt and disguise it with frosting to look like your average betty crocker meal!.!.!. to kill you :)Www@FoodAQ@Com
I'll cook you a good Japanese cuisine that you will never forget as long as you are on this planet!.So you see life is not that bad as you see!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Smack you round the head with the rolling pin!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Something containing poison!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Go shoot yourselfWww@FoodAQ@Com
A simple bacon sandwich!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
See!? You don't mess with someone who cooks your food or it's death from within!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Marz bar cake
filled with 8 marz bars
you will eat it all and die of fattestWww@FoodAQ@Com
filled with 8 marz bars
you will eat it all and die of fattestWww@FoodAQ@Com
i take the gun from my kitchen cupboard and beat you to it!.lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
laugh, slap you with a steak and leaveWww@FoodAQ@Com
boiled eggs (its all i can do!)Www@FoodAQ@Com
deadWww@FoodAQ@Com
i'll be making a big mess if you pull that trigger!.Www@FoodAQ@Com