Has a banana split ever taken off on you?!
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Yes!. Damn thing went off on this bigg *ss Harley! Un-freakin-believable!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I once had a bannanna split!. I was on a long trip when I came upon a nice little town with an ice-cream store so I decided to stop in!. It was hot and I had been driving all day so I knew that was what I wanted, needed!. As I walked in to the shop I saw a stunningly ugly woman standing behind the counter, I nearly gasped but I held it in!. I knew if I didnt hold in that gasp of horror that me and my bananna split would never be joined in wonderfull blis on that day!.
Once I made my way to the counter the beast asked "What ya want" all while spitting a tiny little drop on my shirt from her tabacco stained face and misaranged teeth!. Oh I wanted to tear off my shirt and burn it right there but again I wanted that banna split more, I was also afraid she would thik this was an advance an try to molest me!. She was so large and ugly I thought I may not be able to fight her of if she took a notion to have her way with me so I had to just act as if I didnt notice!.
Once she came out from the back of the parlor with my little slice of life saving happyness I gave her the money and turned to walk out!. With a sly little grin growing across my face I began to walk twards the door!. I had won! I was able to avoid being raped by the beast and was walking away with the reward befit such an adventure!.
I was walking carefully back to my car all the while staring intently on my prize when I heard her voice!. The beast was calling from the front of the building, DAMNIT! Now I was terrified in slow motion!. As I hit the ground screaming at the horrible scene in front of me I realized that it wasnt the beast I should have feared but the verry thing I long for was the culprit!. Had my longing not gone on so long I would have ordered a smaller bananna split and I would have made it!. Now I was as broken as the stryafome container that was unable to hold my passion, My bananna split had taken off!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Once I made my way to the counter the beast asked "What ya want" all while spitting a tiny little drop on my shirt from her tabacco stained face and misaranged teeth!. Oh I wanted to tear off my shirt and burn it right there but again I wanted that banna split more, I was also afraid she would thik this was an advance an try to molest me!. She was so large and ugly I thought I may not be able to fight her of if she took a notion to have her way with me so I had to just act as if I didnt notice!.
Once she came out from the back of the parlor with my little slice of life saving happyness I gave her the money and turned to walk out!. With a sly little grin growing across my face I began to walk twards the door!. I had won! I was able to avoid being raped by the beast and was walking away with the reward befit such an adventure!.
I was walking carefully back to my car all the while staring intently on my prize when I heard her voice!. The beast was calling from the front of the building, DAMNIT! Now I was terrified in slow motion!. As I hit the ground screaming at the horrible scene in front of me I realized that it wasnt the beast I should have feared but the verry thing I long for was the culprit!. Had my longing not gone on so long I would have ordered a smaller bananna split and I would have made it!. Now I was as broken as the stryafome container that was unable to hold my passion, My bananna split had taken off!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Once, slippery little bugger it wasWww@FoodAQ@Com
oh yes Many times, slippery buggers, xWww@FoodAQ@Com
no that's never happened to me nor did i no it was even possibleWww@FoodAQ@Com
yepWww@FoodAQ@Com