Trees with breasts?!


Question: Trees with breasts!?
It's for a marketing project!. Please help me!. Good or bad idea!?Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
You marketing wooden bras!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

There is no margin in selling trees with breasts!. As the drug companies have learned, you cannot patent medicinal herbs or trees and make a killing (unless you make a genetic hybrid)!.

SIDE NOTE
Often times they synthesize the active ingredient so they can receive protection from competition!. In some cases the US government did the R&D and then gave it to private companies who charge large sums of money for something that is already available in nature!.

WHY!?
Most of the landscaping decisions fall into the hands of people with some aesthetic sense!. If you want to look at breasts, the Internet is already loaded with breasts of all shapes and sizes!.

ALTERNATIVE
I recommend that you look for a high-margin product to sell!. For example, any emergency product or service would guarantee a huge margin!. It seems like most corporations these days seek a handout from the federal government!. It's not so much a goal to fill a human need, rather it's about seeing how much you can charge and how little you can deliver!. As long as you have an administration that is as inept as this one, you would be guaranteed to make a huge profit by selling worthless products at an incredible markup!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

That's not a good idead!. At least, I don't!.

If you're marketing your product to kids in the age 5 - 10, then that would've been a very good idea!. But, people who are high and drunk would also like it!.!.But no, it's not that good idea!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

that's a horrible idea!. i mean i make fun of trees now, imagine what i would when thaey have breasts!. i wooden touch them!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I want one!! Can I get mine with a knott below the breasts LOL

This is a great idea!.!.!.!.no lumberjack would cut down a tree if it had breasts!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

If you can make it unoffensive and is not meant for general consumption!. What kind of magazine- makes a big difference!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Sounds like you are a little bit of a dendrafeleliac!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

VERY BAD IDEAWww@FoodAQ@Com

Maple Sugar trees with breasts! Instant maple syrup, right from the teat!!! That would be 'udderly" great!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Horrible idea!. "Trees with breasts"!?!?!? Um noWww@FoodAQ@Com

try melons on trees!.!.!.!.

blue **** on trees!? that's a small blue sweet bird in Britain!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Nope, but down here in Paignton we have a tree with faces carved on the trunk!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

bad ideaWww@FoodAQ@Com

Lol, terrible idea!. Made me laugh though!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Thats just a tad akward hun :/

How about trees that talk!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

bad, it would just look uglyWww@FoodAQ@Com

bad, cause wooden crusty boobs just don't look rightWww@FoodAQ@Com

whats it for,
if its for milk, that might offend!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

haaaaa I WOODEN touch em!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

I think u better ask urself cause' its urs,think by urself!follow ur heart's command!.!.!.heheWww@FoodAQ@Com





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