What is the difference (if any) between a crumpet and a strumpet?!
Are the two interchangable, or could I get in to serious trouble!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
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Being a connoisseur of both old chum, I regularly indulge in both at once!. I don't wish to trumpet my crumpet & strumpet conquests but last Thursday was a particulary satisfing day although it did get a bit confusing at one point when the young lady I was "entertaining" found herself being spread upon with butter while our savory/sweet snack chum was being violated by yours truely!. I really should lay off the gin on these type of days!. Tip top!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The diiference is that you put bu\\tter on a crumpet and insert it in someones rear end !.where as strumpet will put a strapon on and use butter to insert it into your rear but without the burning
However both the strumpet and crumpet will bring tears to your eyesWww@FoodAQ@Com
However both the strumpet and crumpet will bring tears to your eyesWww@FoodAQ@Com
Haha!. A strumpet is a harlot/woman of the night!. A crumpet is a (delicious) bread-like muffiny type thing with lots of air bubbles that make it chewy and delectable!. Lovely with butter and marmite on!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Crumpet is either a tasty snack or an appealing young lady!. A strumpet is an appealing young lady playing a brass instrument!. The two are interchangeable although you might want to remove the brass instrument before you eat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
A crumpet is highly fanciable, a strumpet is a total sla*g!.
I believe myself to be both!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I believe myself to be both!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
A crumpet you have to pay for (extra if you want the butter treatment) a strumpet pays you for the butter treatment!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
crumpet = pastry
strumpet = woman of questionable moralsWww@FoodAQ@Com
strumpet = woman of questionable moralsWww@FoodAQ@Com
dno lolWww@FoodAQ@Com