Where does the bread go in a toaster and where does the toast come from?!


Question: Where does the bread go in a toaster and where does the toast come from!?
Answers:
You place the bread in the slots at thye top of the toaster!.

You then depress a button and the bread sinks into a slot!.

Aliens then come in an invisible space ship and steal the bread!.

At the same time the Aliens freeze space and time so that it feels like just a minute or two has passed to you!.

They take the bread to there home planet and exchange it for a similar sized, shaped and textured item called toast!.

They pop the new product into the slots of your toaster and continue time!.

Your toaster pops and the toast is ready as if by magic!.

The Aliens then return home and use the stolen bread to make Bread Pudding which they bring to Earth to sell in Bakeries and make cash money!.

What they then do with this money is a whole different question and will neeed to be answered seperately!.

I hope this explains where your toast comes from!. !!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

The bread travels through a magical journey where little elves heat wires to cook it into toast!. If you stick a knife into the toaster while the little elves are working, they will give you an electrical shock to punish you for disturbing them!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Your the same guy my husband is, he thought you poured water in a pan and the mac and cheese heats up out of the box on the stove!. Or when I was sick he had a grocery list that said a can of diced tomatoes---he asked a woman what that was!? He also came home with immitation cheese, I didn't know there was a product, it has oil and water only!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

The bread travels through a magical journey where little elves heat wires to cook it into toast!. If you stick a knife into the toaster while the little elves are working, they will give you an electrical shock to punish you for disturbing them!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

The bread goes in the slots on the top of the toaster!.
The toast comes out of the same slots!.
The toast is the bread thats been heated by elements inside the toaster!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

try answering this, "Where does a persons brain go!?" Ahh, i know, in your head!. No i'i'm just kidding with you!. The bread goes in the slots, and the toast is from wheat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

The bread is transported to your regional bakery exchange center, where it is replaced with hot toast!. The bread is then dried and ground into bread crumbs for resale!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

the heat in the toaster makes the bread burn slightlyWww@FoodAQ@Com

the bread fairy takes the bread and the toast fairy puts the toast inWww@FoodAQ@Com

toaster fairies, they are the ones that handle that, ask them, duhWww@FoodAQ@Com

The slots in the top!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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u have 2 much time on ur hands!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com





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