Should you feed a monster in your closet?!
OK, so I had this monster in my closet for about 3 years now and I'm starting to think he looks a little hungry!. Maybe it is just my imagination but he does look hungrier than he has in the past!.
Do you think I should feed him or just let him find food himself!. There is plenty of stuff in the fridge but I'm not sure if he likes cold stuff!.
I put some Vienna sausage out last night and he didn't touch them!. I don't know if he didn't know how to open the can or if it was because they really weren't from Vienna!. Maybe his fingers are too big!.
I was thinking about a pimento cheese sandwich since it would be easy for him to pick up but I don't know if it would spoil sitting out on the counter all night!.
Just looking for suggestions!. And please no disparaging monster jokes or anything that is belittling in a mean way, because I think he gets on my computer when I sleep and that would just hurt his feelings!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Do you think I should feed him or just let him find food himself!. There is plenty of stuff in the fridge but I'm not sure if he likes cold stuff!.
I put some Vienna sausage out last night and he didn't touch them!. I don't know if he didn't know how to open the can or if it was because they really weren't from Vienna!. Maybe his fingers are too big!.
I was thinking about a pimento cheese sandwich since it would be easy for him to pick up but I don't know if it would spoil sitting out on the counter all night!.
Just looking for suggestions!. And please no disparaging monster jokes or anything that is belittling in a mean way, because I think he gets on my computer when I sleep and that would just hurt his feelings!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Mine is a picky eater!. Here is what I feed him:
Cheetos(his fav)
Spam and tomato sandwichsWww@FoodAQ@Com
Cheetos(his fav)
Spam and tomato sandwichsWww@FoodAQ@Com
Yes, closet monsters get hungry!. That's when you need to be afraid!.
Closet monsters eat socks!.!.!.one at a time!. Thats why you have so many unpaired socks!.
People food will just spoil!. Or it will attract rodents!. Closet monsters like rodents and will breed them for fun!.
Just keep a pile of socks in the closet and the monster will be happy!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Closet monsters eat socks!.!.!.one at a time!. Thats why you have so many unpaired socks!.
People food will just spoil!. Or it will attract rodents!. Closet monsters like rodents and will breed them for fun!.
Just keep a pile of socks in the closet and the monster will be happy!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
FEED ME, FEED ME, you better feed him or he'll eat you, yes pimento cheese sandwich he'll love it, then again he may get nightmares, feed him something else, maybe a grilled cheese, there that's better!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Feed him your soul! :) soul food, my brother! Haha! Just fooling!! ^^
You should feed him some Trix!.!.!. Oh wait, it's only for kids!. :(
Lucky charms! They're magically delicious~ :-P
LOLOLOLS KEVIN! You're so funny!. :]Www@FoodAQ@Com
You should feed him some Trix!.!.!. Oh wait, it's only for kids!. :(
Lucky charms! They're magically delicious~ :-P
LOLOLOLS KEVIN! You're so funny!. :]Www@FoodAQ@Com
Maybe go to your local park, pick up a couple of babies in a stroller, deep fry them, and PRESTO!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Why not a PBJ!? everyone loves PBJ with white bread, or just a peanut butter sandwich with milk of courseWww@FoodAQ@Com
ask him!Www@FoodAQ@Com
milk and cookies!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
hahahaha!
why don't you just take him out to olive garden (:
or taco bell!Www@FoodAQ@Com
why don't you just take him out to olive garden (:
or taco bell!Www@FoodAQ@Com