If you went to your fridge right now, what would be the grossest thing in there?!
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It's pretty grim in there right now!. I prefer to leave the door firmly shut until I can muster the stomach to deal with it all!. This means digging out a couple of Percocets to add a little levity to the occasion!. I'll need it!.
It hasn't been cleaned in so long I can't even begin to conjecture the season!. I noticed what looked like bleu cheese behind the tactful amber-hued cheese drawer, but I haven't bought bleu cheese since I divorced eight years ago, and I have moved 5 times into the bargain, so I am going to throw caution to the winds and guess that it isn't the same wedge I bought Big Daddy for that last memorable anniversary dinner!.!. Must be Something Else!.
In the bottom of the vegetable bin, there is a fine deep brown broth steeping amid plastic bags of unidentifiable translucent transient forms!.
There is a small saucer with an egg yolk, which has hardened through and through!. I thought would come in handy after I used its white portion!.
A ghastly bowlful of slime with a horrible grey beard rimming it all turns out to be pancake batter that was made in too great a quantity and "I would save it and have pancakes again tomorrow"!. Why do I never remember that tomorrow never comes!?!?!?
There is a most extremely elderly carton of heavy cream which apparently has been lingering since Thanksgiving, since pumpkin pie is all I can remember buying cream for!.
The local food bank gave me a large gallon Ziplock with home-made dill pickles in it, and I suppose this is the worst of all, this horrible bulging bag with thick vulgar green penises floating about all over the place!.
It's not safe, and I certainly wouldn't approach the thing unanesthetized!. I'll bet even the Kool Aid is contaminated!.
Thanks for reminding me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It hasn't been cleaned in so long I can't even begin to conjecture the season!. I noticed what looked like bleu cheese behind the tactful amber-hued cheese drawer, but I haven't bought bleu cheese since I divorced eight years ago, and I have moved 5 times into the bargain, so I am going to throw caution to the winds and guess that it isn't the same wedge I bought Big Daddy for that last memorable anniversary dinner!.!. Must be Something Else!.
In the bottom of the vegetable bin, there is a fine deep brown broth steeping amid plastic bags of unidentifiable translucent transient forms!.
There is a small saucer with an egg yolk, which has hardened through and through!. I thought would come in handy after I used its white portion!.
A ghastly bowlful of slime with a horrible grey beard rimming it all turns out to be pancake batter that was made in too great a quantity and "I would save it and have pancakes again tomorrow"!. Why do I never remember that tomorrow never comes!?!?!?
There is a most extremely elderly carton of heavy cream which apparently has been lingering since Thanksgiving, since pumpkin pie is all I can remember buying cream for!.
The local food bank gave me a large gallon Ziplock with home-made dill pickles in it, and I suppose this is the worst of all, this horrible bulging bag with thick vulgar green penises floating about all over the place!.
It's not safe, and I certainly wouldn't approach the thing unanesthetized!. I'll bet even the Kool Aid is contaminated!.
Thanks for reminding me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
i would really warn you not to go in there, but if you did, i think the grossest thing you would find is a bottle of white wine thats been opened about a week and some old truffles (ie mushrooms) in a jar (they came in either salt water or vinegar so i dont know what they are like now!. otherwise, a jar of salad dressing about a year old but seems ok!.!. otherwise, who knows i think its ok other than that!.!.!. um a can of cider that has expiration date of 06!? lord knows what happens after cider reaches its BBE date / expiration date!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The gallon of milk that was two months old was emptied Friday so that does not count!. My grandson was painting and got paint on the cheese a few weeks ago, the cheese has black spots all over it!. We do not eat it but my dog loves to snack on it!. Yum!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
probably the old crab paste or a old vegetable or herb hanging in the back of thr fridge but usually our fridge is current!. we eat what we can and fill up the fridge when empty!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Buttermilk, I only use it for biscuits!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
moldy cheese!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
3 week old califlaur with cheese!. and a bag of lettuce thats completely liquid in the bag!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
little ceasers from anout 2 wks ago!.!.!.
oops!. (:Www@FoodAQ@Com
oops!. (:Www@FoodAQ@Com
A rotten pear!. I forgot it was in there!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Moose burger (BLAH)Www@FoodAQ@Com
spoiled rotten fish!.!.!. cause then I'll smell like
a P^&&Y!.!.!.hahahaWww@FoodAQ@Com
a P^&&Y!.!.!.hahahaWww@FoodAQ@Com
Six pints of milkWww@FoodAQ@Com
my dog Norman's pet roll, (it's horsemeat so they tell me)
yukkk!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
yukkk!.Www@FoodAQ@Com